Friday, October 15, 2010

4 Things Men Should Not Do In The Morning


Its is some time in the AM and your alarm starts buzzing. You hit snooze and start waking up, trying to motivated yourself to get out of bed.
If you are anything like me right after you step out of bed you are groggy, slow, unresponsive, and alittle bit cranky. Especially with no coffee.

Men beware when we are like this in the morning. Here are some things you can do, so you will not get snapped at.

1- Do not ask a bunch of stupid questions. " Why are you getting up already?" It is because we have to get up to go to work, or mainly the fact that we are awake and want to get up. "What are you doing?" What does it look like, do you really have to ask us what we are doing? My all time favorite "Where is MY breakfast?" First of all I rarely eat breakfast, when I do get up earlier so I can eat, don't ask me where yours is. Get up and eat if your hungry, you are a big boy and can make yourself something.

2- Do not get in our way. When we are trying to get ready for the day, most of us have a routine we go threw in the morning. If you get in the way it throws our whole routine off.

3- Moving our stuff is bad. When we go looking for something and we can not find it, it takes time away from what we should be doing rather then hunting down a brush or an article of clothing.

4-  If you have a drive way like mine and it is a single lane and you have parked behind your wife/girlfriend/partner, you better either have your car moved by the time we are ready to leave. Or be prepared to get you butt out of bed and move your car and get snapped at. When we have to leave we have to leave, and a couple of minutes can screw up the whole drive to work.

These are some of the easiest things for you to do as a man to keep your woman happy, and not snapping at you in the morning.

All in all, please just stay out of our way in the mornings.

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